Dec 6, 2007

Stupid Learning

Well, clearly I've been absent. I know I stated that I would be updating most days, then straight away I disappear. I know this ain't cool. Deal with it.

I went on a course which served to educate me on 2 things. Photoshop and Human stupidity. I'm going to assume that by reading this you don't fall into the broad and growing category of "Human Stupidity". Maybe you're familiar with Photoshop, but thats not important right now.

Some woman deemed it fit to pose a question to the speaker. Thats great, usually with questions you get more info than in a goodly chunk of the speakers speal. Fine.

"How do I make that black and white?"

Um WHAT?

Oh fuck no. You didn't just ask that. Besides the fact that the lecturer was talking about something entirely different, if you don't know that you need to make all your objects black and white, make sure your text is in the black channel and export it to a pdf on one plate, you shouldn't be here. You're in the wrong fucking seminar retard.

Maybe she should have just pushed the black and white button? Fuck. If you want something to be black and white when it goes to print YOU GOTTA MAKE IT BLACK AND WHITE FROM THE START.


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